I was searching the net for guidelines on proper hand washing when I stumbled upon a poem by a fellow nursing student, Ms. Danica Ansay, who studies at University of the East Ramon Magsaysay (UERM)., Here is a link to her poem: Proper Hand Washing!^_^
At first I was wondering why it sounds like a poem until I realized it is a poem. After reading the whole thing I was quite amazed how Ms. Ansay was able to incorporate the nursing procedure of handwashing into a delightful piece. The poem is very witty and funny. Why don't you read the poem for your self:
*Assuming that I did demonstrate the Hand Washing to you
Upon opening the door
You first stole me with your machong-machong body
Standing beside the sink located beside the door
Waiting for me, ay shit! Joke lang!
I mean waiting for the next student to demonstrate
the Proper Hand Washing
Suddenly after we sat,
I heard you call my name, Ms. Ansay!
OMG! I can’t believe I hear you call my stolen name
Walking towards the sink while stealing your sight
Preparing the materials upon preparing my heart
While starting the demonstration
I started to explain the meaning of Asepsis
As a freedom of my friendship with you
The purpose of Hand Washing is to prevent
the shyness I feel inside of me
And thus, I will now perform the Proper Hand Washing
First I will get a tissue to dry your tears and make you smile
Then I will open the faucet just enough to my satisfaction
Throwing the tissue away to the waste receptacle
Wetting my arms from elbow to fingers
Placing my hands lower than my elbow
I will get again another tissue to wipe my drool
while looking at you
Then throw again the tissue away from me
Rubbing the soap from palm to palm
Like kissing each other from cheeks to cheeks
Next is the interlace, then the dorsal part of my hand
Now the spider with my fingers rubbing my palm in circular motion
together with my eyes looking at your posture cephalocaudal
Then my fingers with five strokes each
while saying, ‘my-chu-va-chu-chu’
Lastly with circular motion rubbing my arms from wrist to elbow
Dreaming and wishing that you’re standing right next to me
holding my arms and together we will go to paradise
Now I start rinsing my arms from elbow to my fingers
Feeling the warmth of your hands embracing my coca-cola body
Picking the last tissue to dry my tears of loneliness
before saying goodbye
Throwing the tissue of my tears away from my sight
Getting the towel to pot dry my arms from hands to elbow
Wishing that you were the one who dries my tears
and makes me feel special
Preparing myself for the evaluation
A little spray of perfume and a touch of powder
I think is enough for him to notice me
Feeling nervous while standing in front of you
Listening to what you say and do
Rejoicing for what you’ve said
Giving thanks for passing me
And specially for your time and cooperation. 