Here is an old e-mail that I've recently read... It's message is quite nice! Read it!
Tech Support:Yes, ... how can I help you?
Customer:Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?
Tech Support:Yes, I can help you! Are you ready to proceed?
Customer:Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I dofirst?
Tech Support:The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?
Customer:Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?
Tech Support:What programs are running ?
Customer:Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.
Tech Support:No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ?
Customer:I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support:With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.
Customer:Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?
Tech Support:Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer:Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - Program not run on external components." What should I do?
Tech Support:Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to
Love yourself before ! you can Love others.
Customer:So, what should I do?
Tech Support:Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer:Okay, done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer:Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support:Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is
Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.
Customer:Thank you, God.
A peek into the deranged mind of a 30-something guy as he lives his life as a Registered Nurse and as a Filipino-Canadian.
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
My Dearest Classmates in Computer 10
You can get your mp3 files here: http://www.angelfire.com/musicals/donz/ This is a very cool site!
Or you can try mine... http://vincentb88.multiply.com
Or you can try mine... http://vincentb88.multiply.com
10 Things About Edgar
IT WAS ONLY FOR A SHORT TIME THAT I WAS ABLE TO KNOW EDGAR. WELL, IN CASE YOU WANT HIM TO BE YOUR FRIEND, THERE ARE ACTUALLY 10 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT HIM. For your info, this has been decided by the point of view of his classmates
- he is a person who is very moody. I mean, HE CAN CHANGE HIS MOODS ALL THE TIME. <-- (Very true hahaha!)
- He is aperson who carries a smile on his face making you smile also. BUT SOMETIMES, he do it so often that it kinda start a trigger in your thinking. <--(What kind of trigger?!)
- He is very talkative…He can argue with anything,anytime,anywhere!!! He can make small problems to big one and vice versa…c”,) <--(I'm an introvert but I can be an extrovert when i'm with friends)
- He is a very responsible man to the point of being perfectionist. He always want to be in control of the situation even if it is beyond his power.<--(no comment... hehehe...)
- but most importantly , he is a good friend. You can lean on to him whenever you want BUT DON’T EXPECT ANY SYMPATHY. <--(hey I'm a very caring person!)
- HE LOVES TO BE A BEADDLE <--(well there are incentives you know, like one grade up hehehe)
- HE LOVES TO DRINK Orbitz <--(yup! I love the large one with extra pearls!)
- in case you want to bring him food or have lunch with him… don’t be surprise if you see him always eating MEAT. LIKE HOTDOG, CHICKEN, CHICKEN AND GUESS WHAT,,,,,,,,,CHICKEN <---(hey! I love chicken! hehehe)
- HE LOVES MUSIC.ANY MUSIC <--- (I don't like ANY music you know... I love pop, slow jams, and the likes... i don't like rock and heavy metal)
- HE ALWAYS QUESTION THINGS LIKE , Do you believe in God? Why do you belive in him. Its sometimes very ANNNNOYYINHG. ITS LIKE IT NEVER ENDS. HE QUESTIONS ONE AND THEN HE QUESTIONS AB <---(What can I say? I'm a very confused boy with lots of questions...)
why do we love ba?
why do we love ba?
so we can have somebody to talk 2?
someone who can be der pag gus2 natin gumala?
a person na pwedeng manlibre satin?
magbigay ng load pag 0 balance ka?
taong magbibitbit ng gamit mo?
alalay for short!
eh panu kung di ka nya mahal
would u still love him/her?
would you still continue 2 care 4 dat person?
bakit naman endeeee?
u didnt love dat person para magkaroon ka ng alalay,
magkaroon ka ng instant load & meal dahil libre,
taong gagawa ng assignments mo or projects,
or taong mahihila mo if u want to go out...
if dats wat u think about love well sori ang babaw mo,
loving a person doesnt nid 2 hav a criteria
na dapat maganda o guwapo,
dapat mabait or understanding,
kc once u fall inlove u take the risk of accepting dat person
kahit maingay sya ma2log, ung hilik ng hilik
kahit matakaw sya o sobrang fat na indi kau kasya pag puno ang jeeep!
kahit sobrang moody nya na kulang nalang ay sapakin mo sa inis!
ung sobrang selosa na pati barkada pinagseselosan bad3p dbah?
and ung napaka-arte OA kung baga!
o kahit anu png things
dat would turn u off...
hirap tlaga magmahal trying 2 be perfect kc gus2 mong magtagal
pero endi un ang sagot sa lahat...
ACCEPTING da real person fully
kc if u said na mahal mo sya u dont nid 2find
answers kung y mo sya love...
kc lahat ng tao nagbabago but if u accept dat person
magbago man sya in da middle of ur relationship
endi ka masasaktan kc u know dat darating din un..
tsaka tanggap mo sya ng buo...
mahirap gawin pero masarap subukan dahil
wala ng sasaya pa if u let one person feel na
MAHAL NA MAHAL mo sya without asking 4 any return...
den u can say wow un pla ang
LOVE!
Our Birthdate Describes Who We Are
Our Birthdate Describes Who We Are
Our birth date describes who we are, what we are good at and what our inborn abilities are. It also points to what we have to learn and the challenges we are facing.
To figure out your Birth Number, add all the numbers in the birth date together, like in the example, until there is only one digit. A Birth Number does not prevent you from being anything you want to be, it will just color your choice differently and give you a little insight.
Example : March 20, 1950 3 + 20 + 1950 = 1973 = 1 + 9 + 7 + 3 = 20 = 2 + 0 = 2 2 is the Birth Number to read for the birth date in the example. Your number is ____,
1 - The ORIGINATOR
2 - The PEACEMAKER
3 - The LIFE OF THE PARTY
4 - The CONSERVATIVE
5 - The NONCONFORMIST
6 - The ROMANTIC
7 - The INTELLECTUAL
8 - The BIG SHOT
9 - The PERFORMER
1 - THE ORIGINATOR
1 's are originals. Coming up with new ideas and executing them is natural. Having things their own way is another trait that gets them as being stubborn and arrogant. 1's are extremely honest and do well to learn some diplomacy skills. They like to take the initiative and are often leaders or bosses, as they like to be the best.. Being self-employed is definitely helpful for them. Lesson to learn: Others' ideas might be just as good or better and to stay open minded.
Famous 1's: Tom Hanks, Robert Redford, Hulk Hogan, Carol Burnett, Wynona Judi, Nancy Reagan, Raquel Welch
2 - THE PEACEMAKER
2's are the born diplomats. They are aware of others' needs and moods and often think of others before themselves. Naturally analytical and very intuitive they don't like to be alone. Friendship and companionship is very important and can lead them to be successful in life, but on the other hand they'd rather be alone than in an uncomfortable relationship. Being naturally shy they should learn to boost their self-esteem and express themselves freely and seize the moment and not put things off.
Famous 2's: President Bill Clinton, Madonna, Whoopee Goldberg, Thomas Edison, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
3 - THE LIFE OF THE PARTY
3's are idealists. They are very creative, social, charming, romantic, and easy going. They start many things, but don't always see them through. They like the us to be happy and go to great lengths to achieve it. They are very popular and idealistic. They should learn to see the world from a more realistic point of view.
Famous 3's: Alan Alda, Ann Launders, Bill Cosby, Melanie Griffith, Salvador Dali, Jodi Forster
4 - THE CONSERVATIVE
4's are sensible and traditional. The like order and routine. They only act when they fully understand what they are expected to do. They like getting their hands dirty and working hard. They are attracted to the outdoors and feel an affinity with nature. They are prepared to wait and can be stubborn and persistent. They should learn to be more flexible and to be nice to themselves.
Famous 4's: Neil Diamond, Margaret Thatcher, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Tina Turner, Paul Hogan, Oprarey
5 - THE NONCONFORMIST
5's are the explorers. Their natural curiosity, risk taking, and enthusiasm often land them in hot water. They need diversity, and don't like to be stuck in a rut. The whole world is their school and they see a learning possibility in every situation. The questions never stop. They are well advised to look before they take action and make sure they have all the facts before jumping to conclusions.
Famous 5's: Abraham Lincoln, Charlotte Bronte, Jessica Walter, Vincent Van Gogh, Bette Midler, Helen Keller and Mark Hamil
6 - THE ROMANTIC
6's are idealistic and need to feel useful to be happy. A strong family connection is important to them. Their actions influence their decisions. They have a strong urge to take care of others and to help. They are very loyal and make great teachers. They like art or music. They make loyal friends who take the friendship seriously. 6's should learn to differentiate between what they can change and what they cannot.
Famous 6's: Albert Einstein, Jane Seymour, John Denver, Meryl Streep, Christopher Columbus, Goldie Hawn
7 - THE INTELLECTUAL
7's are the searchers. Always probing for hidden information, they find it difficult to accept things at face value. Emotions don't sway their decisions. Questioning everything in life, they don't like to be questioned themselves. They're never off to a fast start, and their motto is slow and steady wins the race. They come across as philosophers & being very knowledgeable, and sometimes as loners. They are technically inclined and make great researchers uncovering information. They like secrets. They live in their own world and should learn what is acceptable and what not in the world at large.
Famous 7's: William Shakespeare, Lucille Ball, Michael Jackson, Joan Baez, Princess Diana
8 - THE BIG SHOT
8's are the problem solvers. They are professional, blunt and to the point, have good judgment and are decisive. They have grand plans and like to live the good life. They take charge of people. They view people objectively. They let you know in no uncertain terms that they are the boss. They should learn to exude their decisions on their own needs rather than on what others want.
Famous 8's: Edgar Cayce, Barbra Streisand, George Harrison, Jane Fonda, Pablo Picasso, Aretha Franklin, Nostrodamus
9 - THE PERFORMER
9's are natural entertainers. They are very caring and generous, giving away their last dollar to help. With their charm, they have no problem making friends and nobody is a stranger to them. They have so many different personalities that people around them have a hard time understanding them. They are like chameleons, ever changing and blending in. They have tremendous luck, but also can suffer from extremes in fortune and mood. To be successful, they need to build a loving foundation.
Famous 9's: Shirley MacLaine, Elvis Presley, Harrison Ford, Jimmy Carter. source:
http://www.angelfire.com/stars5/donnasantos/birthdate.html
Our birth date describes who we are, what we are good at and what our inborn abilities are. It also points to what we have to learn and the challenges we are facing.
To figure out your Birth Number, add all the numbers in the birth date together, like in the example, until there is only one digit. A Birth Number does not prevent you from being anything you want to be, it will just color your choice differently and give you a little insight.
Example : March 20, 1950 3 + 20 + 1950 = 1973 = 1 + 9 + 7 + 3 = 20 = 2 + 0 = 2 2 is the Birth Number to read for the birth date in the example. Your number is ____,
1 - The ORIGINATOR
2 - The PEACEMAKER
3 - The LIFE OF THE PARTY
4 - The CONSERVATIVE
5 - The NONCONFORMIST
6 - The ROMANTIC
7 - The INTELLECTUAL
8 - The BIG SHOT
9 - The PERFORMER
1 - THE ORIGINATOR
1 's are originals. Coming up with new ideas and executing them is natural. Having things their own way is another trait that gets them as being stubborn and arrogant. 1's are extremely honest and do well to learn some diplomacy skills. They like to take the initiative and are often leaders or bosses, as they like to be the best.. Being self-employed is definitely helpful for them. Lesson to learn: Others' ideas might be just as good or better and to stay open minded.
Famous 1's: Tom Hanks, Robert Redford, Hulk Hogan, Carol Burnett, Wynona Judi, Nancy Reagan, Raquel Welch
2 - THE PEACEMAKER
2's are the born diplomats. They are aware of others' needs and moods and often think of others before themselves. Naturally analytical and very intuitive they don't like to be alone. Friendship and companionship is very important and can lead them to be successful in life, but on the other hand they'd rather be alone than in an uncomfortable relationship. Being naturally shy they should learn to boost their self-esteem and express themselves freely and seize the moment and not put things off.
Famous 2's: President Bill Clinton, Madonna, Whoopee Goldberg, Thomas Edison, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
3 - THE LIFE OF THE PARTY
3's are idealists. They are very creative, social, charming, romantic, and easy going. They start many things, but don't always see them through. They like the us to be happy and go to great lengths to achieve it. They are very popular and idealistic. They should learn to see the world from a more realistic point of view.
Famous 3's: Alan Alda, Ann Launders, Bill Cosby, Melanie Griffith, Salvador Dali, Jodi Forster
4 - THE CONSERVATIVE
4's are sensible and traditional. The like order and routine. They only act when they fully understand what they are expected to do. They like getting their hands dirty and working hard. They are attracted to the outdoors and feel an affinity with nature. They are prepared to wait and can be stubborn and persistent. They should learn to be more flexible and to be nice to themselves.
Famous 4's: Neil Diamond, Margaret Thatcher, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Tina Turner, Paul Hogan, Oprarey
5 - THE NONCONFORMIST
5's are the explorers. Their natural curiosity, risk taking, and enthusiasm often land them in hot water. They need diversity, and don't like to be stuck in a rut. The whole world is their school and they see a learning possibility in every situation. The questions never stop. They are well advised to look before they take action and make sure they have all the facts before jumping to conclusions.
Famous 5's: Abraham Lincoln, Charlotte Bronte, Jessica Walter, Vincent Van Gogh, Bette Midler, Helen Keller and Mark Hamil
6 - THE ROMANTIC
6's are idealistic and need to feel useful to be happy. A strong family connection is important to them. Their actions influence their decisions. They have a strong urge to take care of others and to help. They are very loyal and make great teachers. They like art or music. They make loyal friends who take the friendship seriously. 6's should learn to differentiate between what they can change and what they cannot.
Famous 6's: Albert Einstein, Jane Seymour, John Denver, Meryl Streep, Christopher Columbus, Goldie Hawn
7 - THE INTELLECTUAL
7's are the searchers. Always probing for hidden information, they find it difficult to accept things at face value. Emotions don't sway their decisions. Questioning everything in life, they don't like to be questioned themselves. They're never off to a fast start, and their motto is slow and steady wins the race. They come across as philosophers & being very knowledgeable, and sometimes as loners. They are technically inclined and make great researchers uncovering information. They like secrets. They live in their own world and should learn what is acceptable and what not in the world at large.
Famous 7's: William Shakespeare, Lucille Ball, Michael Jackson, Joan Baez, Princess Diana
8 - THE BIG SHOT
8's are the problem solvers. They are professional, blunt and to the point, have good judgment and are decisive. They have grand plans and like to live the good life. They take charge of people. They view people objectively. They let you know in no uncertain terms that they are the boss. They should learn to exude their decisions on their own needs rather than on what others want.
Famous 8's: Edgar Cayce, Barbra Streisand, George Harrison, Jane Fonda, Pablo Picasso, Aretha Franklin, Nostrodamus
9 - THE PERFORMER
9's are natural entertainers. They are very caring and generous, giving away their last dollar to help. With their charm, they have no problem making friends and nobody is a stranger to them. They have so many different personalities that people around them have a hard time understanding them. They are like chameleons, ever changing and blending in. They have tremendous luck, but also can suffer from extremes in fortune and mood. To be successful, they need to build a loving foundation.
Famous 9's: Shirley MacLaine, Elvis Presley, Harrison Ford, Jimmy Carter. source:
http://www.angelfire.com/stars5/donnasantos/birthdate.html
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